We've all heard the jokes. "Fatty, fatty, two by four"... "Short for my weight"... "Junk in the trunk"... All very funny, right? But nothing very politically correct.
I have heard them all, and have decided that the most PC phrase I can come up with is "Calorically Irresponsible". I came to this conclusion because finally, after years of failed diets, I realized that what everyone was saying, from authors to television journalists, to nutritionists on late-night tv, was true! Calories DO count! And in order to lose weight, you have to count them! If you're not counting calories, it's likely that you won't have much progress in your weight loss battle.